Picture a never-ending river of McNuggets, all for you.
A vast lake of Shamrock shakes.
A bottomless supply of Big Macs, Quarter Pounders and Egg McMuffins.
Free McDonalds for life, you say?
Our arteries wont mind, honest!
December will also bring plenty of meal deals like BOGO Big Macs.
After Christmas, three randomly selected winners will each get a McGold Card.
Each winner also gets three extra cards to hand out to friends and family.
Technically, free McDonalds for life means you get two free meals a week for 50 years.
Still, thats a whole bunch of Happy Meals.
Were talking 5,200 trips to the Golden Arches.
Probably not as good as youd like.
It always seems like an uphill battle to build (and keep) a decent amount in savings.
But what if your car breaks down, or you have a sudden medical bill?
(OK, fine, lets assume thats true.)
It also gives you access to exclusive deals and a rewards program.
Did you know?
The merch:These include a Chicken McNuggets Christmas stocking, an Egg McMuffin hoodie and a Hamburglar T-shirt.
Supersize me, baby.
Mike Brassfield ([email protected]) is a senior writer at The Penny Hoarder.
(Can you sense my millennial sarcasm there?)
You know which ones were talking about: rent, utilities, cell phone bill, insurance, groceries…
