Do you wish you were an Oscar Mayer wiener?

You cant morph into a mechanically separated meat link.

(2023s tech just isnt there yet.)

A group of Hoddogers pose in a field next to the Oscar Mayer mobile in a field.

Think you could cut the mustard?

Oscar Mayer is looking for:

No Interest Til Almost 2027?

Robert Bruce is a senior writer for The Penny Hoarder.

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It sounds appealing right?

Check it out here!

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