Watch a lot of HGTV?

So youre probably beyond excited by the prospect of buying a house for the first time.

And youll wonder to yourself:How did I manage to watch so many HGTV marathons without realizing this?

Buying a house

Here are seven things no one tells you about buying your first house…

1.

Its Nothing Like House Hunters

Unless youre a millionaire, that is.

Probably not as good as youd like.

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It always seems like an uphill battle to build (and keep) a decent amount in savings.

But what if your car breaks down, or you have a sudden medical bill?

In other words, theHouse Hunters drinking gamewill not apply to your search…

2.

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So youll become obsessed with making it better.

(Just like you side-eye the women who try on over-budget wedding dresses on #SYTTD.)

Or at least thats what it feels like.

Then, your realtor calls with the news youve been outbid by an ALL-CASH buyer.

I could get all that for only $600 a month?

Thats less than my rent payment!

Yes, except that its not.

Appraisals, inspections, closing costs and thats before you even move in.

Once youre a proud homeowner, youve got taxes and insurance and utilities on top of your mortgage payment.

Oh, and repairs…

7.

Your To-Do List Never Ends.

Ever

They say a boat is a hole in the water you throw money into.

A house is the same thing just on land.

When youre a renter, you just call your landlord if something breaks.

When youre a homeowner,yourethe landlord.

And the painter, plumber, landscaper, blown-fuse-finder and any other kind of thing-fixer youre forced to become…

Welcome to the American dream!

(Can you sense my millennial sarcasm there?)

You know which ones were talking about: rent, utilities, cell phone bill, insurance, groceries…