Here are our responses, pooled for your consideration.
7 Ways to Make Money if You Hate People
Do you avoid people too?
Enough small talk.Here are some waysto earn extra cash, without all of the social stuff.
Unless youre texting the fire department that your car is on fire, put down the phone and drive.
Itd probably be faster just to ride my bike.
Why does no one know how to use a 4-way stop?
Or is it me?
Turns on to the interstate on ramp, finds a parking lot.Annnnnd were late.
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Im going to make this stoplight even if I have to ram your stupid car into the intersection.
People in surrounding cars, I CAN SEE YOU!
Youre not invisible so stop doing those gross things you think nobody will notice.
If I time the stoplights right, I can put on my entire face before I get to work.
If I eat this donut very carefully, I wont spill it on my shirt.
I forgot my work laptop and Im five minutes from the office.
Oh well, its too far to go back home and get it.
I forgot my phone and Im five minutes from the office.
April the Giraffecould have had her calf in the time it took me to drive to the office today.
Walkers and Cyclists
16.
Why is everyone looking at me?
Watches crosswalk countdown feeling like its the end of time if I dont make it before the light changes.
It would be cool if my stupid shoelaces stayed tied just once on this walk.
I know Im late for work, but I passed 22 dogs on my way into the office.
What was I supposed to do, ignore them?
Do I acknowledge this dog owner after I say hi to the dog or nah?
WE HAVE BIKE LANES!
When a bike nearly runs me over on the sidewalk.
People seem to forget that wearing earphones is the international sign for dont talk to me.
(See also: train riders)
23.
Rollerblading… hmmm, should I start rollerblading to work?
Wow, ended up being a pretty windy day for a dress.
Is it weird that I am walking and eating at the same time?
Dont mind me as I flatten myself against the side of a building to let you pass.
Did I put on deodorant?
If I walk just a tad slower maybe I wont sweat as much
29.
How is it this warm this early in the day?
Im halfway there and already sweating buckets… Ew.
I should start keeping deodorant in the office.
Why yes, The Penny Hoarder staff is unusually preoccupied with perspiration.
Why do you ask?
Train and Bus Riders
30.
Ill just stand for my 25-minute train ride.
But, hey, I hope your shopping bags enjoy their window seat.
Our knees accidentally touched.
My favorite seat is available!
Someone left their lunchbag behind and I forgot my lunch at home.
I wonder if I could just…
34.
Why does Drooling Napper Dude always have to sit next to me?
- Who eats an entire pizza on a crowded train?
I mean, unless its pepperoni…
36.
Can other people hear the music from my headphones?
Are they judging me?
Forget the quiet car, give me an odor-free car.
If your backpack smacks me in the head one more time…
39.
I wonder if anyone around me notices I fill my to-go cup with wine for the ride home.
Do you think you could at leastpretendyoure not reading my computer screen over my shoulder?
Your Turn: What do you think about on your daily commute?
Lisa McGreevy is a staff writer at The Penny Hoarder.
If she tried it on a bike, shed probably fall off.
Probably not as good as youd like.
It always seems like an uphill battle to build (and keep) a decent amount in savings.
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