When snow hits the South, its a whole thing.
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Snow in the South is a whole event.
Most of the time, snow predictions fizzle, leaving us toinvent sandwichesfor all our extra bread.
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In our defense, its not entirely irrational.
Snow here is feast or famineeither nothing or a blizzard that shuts down life for a week.
Its no wonder we prepare for even a single flake.
Our children do not own sleds.
We have no snow shovels.
And so, our commentary during heavy snow differs from people accustomed to yearly snowfalls.
These are the sayings youll hear only in the South when there’s snow in the forecast.
