Some might call my 1996 Toyota Camry a beater car.
Ive had her (yes, her) since graduating high school.
), there are certain things everyone whos driven a beater car can relate to…
1.
Manually Pulling Up the Windows… Or Ignoring Them Altogether
What is it with windows?
Why the heck are they so sensitive?
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Or, in the case of my friend Kates car, you ignore the drivers side window altogether.
It just stays down all the time.
(Lucky for her, she lives in San Diego!)
In a single year, I probably pay more in insurance than my car is worth.
Turning Up the Radio to Drown Out Weird Noises
Whats that clicking?
Why does it sound like there are cats fighting under the hood?
Who cares just turn the radio up.
And yes, I mean radio.
Some Pearl Jam, perhaps?
Maybe a little Whitney?
Constantly Having Some Sort of Check Engine Light Flashing
Does your cars dashboard look like a Christmas tree?
It seems as soon as I get one thing fixed, another light pops on.
Speaking of the dash, we cant forget gauges.
How fast are you going?
How many miles are on your odometer?
To my homies in cold places, dont act like you dont know what Im talking about.
So you figure, what the hell?
Ill slap a coexist sticker on there if I want to.
Never Surprising Anyone Since They Can Hear You From a Mile Away
Ever wish you could surprise someone?
Or maybe just sneak out of your house one night?
Aint gonna happen with a beater even your deaf grandma can hear you coming a mile away.
Hey, at least youre getting some exercise!
Usually, its only people who have no car at all, or whose cars are in the shop.
But borrowing a beater always comes with a long list of instructions.
Its not just turn it on and go what, you think just anyone can start this car?
… you better wiggle the key back and forth while stepping on the gas.
Never Locking Your Doors
Cuz, lets be real, nobodys gonna steal this thing.
If somebody did steal the Cam, though, Id be pretty sad about it.
Your Turn: Have you driven a beater car?
What would you add to this list?
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Susan Shain, senior writer for The Penny Hoarder, is always seeking adventure on a budget.
Visit her blog at susanshain.com, or say hi on Twitter @susan_shain.
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